0 to a 100 real quick
- me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing
when you overhear your name in a conversation
- dad: you look nice
- dad: where are you going
- dad: will there be boys there
- dad: do i know their parents
- dad: be home by 11
- me: i'm just taking selfies
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club